Lovely Tromaville, land of hazardous waste and nerdy janitors. Nerdy until they leap from second story windows and land in a drum of toxic waste. (They go together, they just don't GO together - remember back to your high school dating scene, you'll understand.) And so Melvin became the Toxic Avenger, a horribly deformed monster driven to destroy evil. Destroy is an especially apt term, he rips off arms (Then beats people with them.), crushes heads, and jams a mop into the skull of each vanquished criminal. Oh, he falls in love too! With a beautiful, bountiful, blonde, blind, bimbo named Sara. She's cute enough, unfortunately if there's one place she's going to put that cane it's into the closest man's crotch. Lucky for us that ends up being Toxie most of the time, nuclear gonads are nigh invulnerable to whacking. (Going to annoy the Catholic Church with that last quote.) The monster previously known as Melvin has another score to settle, with the jerks responsible for his condition. Bozo and pals enjoy running down people with the car. It's the good old points system, so much for an old lady, so much for a kid, you know the joke. By the way, bike helmets don't help much when somebody really wants you churned into road mush. Melvin's worst enemy is the corrupt mayor and his pack of faithful cronies, he's worried about the "Monster Hero" coming after him. So he manipulates facts, forcing the Governor to call out the National Guard. With a ring of tanks and soldiers surrounding him it's only the kind hearts of Tromaville's citizens which save Toxie, even after he disembowels the mayor. (That was a big man, lots of guts.)
This download is the full movie and the deleted scenes. This movie is a classic. I remember watching it on USA's up all night with gilbert godfrey.
http://rapidshare.com/files/2170488/toxic_avenger___deleted.part01.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/2170485/toxic_avenger___deleted.part02.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/2170480/toxic_avenger___deleted.part03.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/2170486/toxic_avenger___deleted.part04.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/2170482/toxic_avenger___deleted.part05.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/2170490/toxic_avenger___deleted.part06.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/2170481/toxic_avenger___deleted.part07.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/2170507/toxic_avenger___deleted.part08.rar.html
DELETE THE .HTML AT THE END OF THE FILESNAMES, OR RIGHT CLICK PART 1 AND OPEN WITH... WINRAR
Thursday, August 23, 2007
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